Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize