I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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