She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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