absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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