I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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