my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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