I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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