You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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