The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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