I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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