i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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