Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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