what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
two words...techno handjob
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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