Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize