whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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