We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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