So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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