this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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