The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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