If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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