so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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