I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I currently don't understand fingers.
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