im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ttyl tear gas
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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