I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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