you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
