Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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