doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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