I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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