im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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