At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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