$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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