You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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