I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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