does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
