She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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