I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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