that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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