Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
