you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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