U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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