sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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