He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
handjob tips. give me some.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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