So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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