i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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