Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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