You made me cry and you don't even care
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Randomize
