Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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