Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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