I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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