guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i think my tv is drunk
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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