Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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