idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I will pee on everything he values.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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