How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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