I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So many bounce houses so little time
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Floor bacon is actually really good
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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