So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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