a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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